#3: Cheesy Goodness
Here are two hilarious stories from a dispatcher who’s seen some unusual calls. When you take care of small children, you really do see it all. I love this story about a mom who’s more worried about her son peeing in air vents than falling off the roof. I suspect her kid gets into weird and dangerous situations so often that the mom’s become a bit immune to fear.
And then there’s a story from a guy who doesn’t seem to be familiar with some of the more common effects of the devil’s lettuce. I don’t smoke, but personally, I think that “I just can’t stop eating Cheetos” sounds like a great sort of medical emergency to have. I’d take it any day!
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