#35: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
911 dispatchers can send a lot of useful resources to your location, like paramedics or the cops. But in this particular case, I’m not sure what the caller expected the dispatcher to do. I suppose they could have sent out animal control, but all animal control would do is shoo the chicken out of the road, and surely that’s something this pizza guy could have done himself.
Now, if a man dressed as a Pepsi bottle had taken your debit card and was not giving it back, that is a situation where the police could be useful. However, in this particular case, I don’t think the cops could do much about the fact that this guy was too high to realize that the person was in fact a vending machine. If anything, the guy is going to get in trouble.