911 Operators of Reddit Answer the Question: What’s the Strangest Call They Took

Sometimes, when people tell stories online, they err on the side of giving you too much detail. They ramble on for pages and pages about all the players in the story, the background leading up to it, the story itself, and then the aftermath. Honestly, it can get really boring, and sometimes I just skip stories if they’re too long.

Not this poster, though; they have mastered the art of saying just enough to catch our interest and then leave us wanting more. The problem is that we are never going to get anymore. This is all the story that they saw fit to give us, so we are never going to know how and why this person got a fish stuck in their ear. And now that question is going to haunt me for the rest of my days.