911 Operators of Reddit Answer the Question: What’s the Strangest Call They Took

It’s a tale as old as times: young people do the latest cool thing, and old people panic because they don’t understand what the young people are up to. OK, it’s a dynamic that’s definitely exaggerated on TV and the news for shock value or comic effect, but it definitely happens on occasion, as this poster’s friend found out to their detriment.

I think my favorite part about this entire story is the idea that this kid would have gone to the train station to undertake his satanic rituals. Isn’t that the sort of thing you should do deep in the forest? Or a ruined building? Or at least in your basement, surrounded by candles?