#47: Toaster of Doom
At first, the story below seems like an important tale about taking gun safety seriously. If you had misplaced a gun, I can see that in some situations, you might think it’s appropriate to get the police involved. If you’re worried that it has been stolen, or you’re afraid that it has fallen into hands that it shouldn’t have, the police might be able to help.
What they cannot help you with is if you have stuck the gun inside a toaster and donated the toaster to Goodwill. My favorite part about this story is imagining the person who bought the toaster getting home, trying to make toast, but realizing that the slot is full of a handgun. I just hope they figured it out before they tried to toast the handgun.