#32: A Lifetime of Ludicrous Calls
When you work as an emergency dispatcher long enough, I bet you collect a whole lot of wild stories. That was true for this poster, who listed quite a lot of absolutely crazy stories. I have a lot of questions regarding the human race based on what I’ve seen on this list.

Why is it the caller’s business, or emergency services’ business, whether someone is eating enough vegetables? Why did that person’s ex waste a perfectly good Snickers bar in a gas tank? Why would anyone call emergency services and admit that they have someone who sells them illegal substances? How does someone “mentally try to kill you”? And why do all of these people think these are good enough reasons to call emergency services?