Time to Leave the Kids Behind
What happens when you decide to not have kids? Just ask the person who crafted this brilliant joke. “My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.” That’s a quality standup jape right there. But what a jerk move right there! “Hey, kids. We know we brought you into this world, but it’s time for you to go.”
“Sorry, y’all. Bye-bye!” This is another joke that takes a turn for the hysterical. However, we wouldn’t put it past some humans to actually do something like this. They do it with dogs and cats all the time, so why would tiny human children be any different? Just abandon them by the side of the road in a flimsy cardboard box. *Collective sigh.*