May We Rob You?
Talk about a twist to a story. Could you imagine if all robberies commenced in this manner? Especially if said robbers were donning normal, nonthreatening clothes and it was broad daylight? That seems pretty inefficient. What if the person simply refuses? What would they say to that?
Not to mention, what if they politely asked to rob you? That would be a strange experience. We love that this joke starts out as a potential dating approach, as if the first person wants to ask this woman out on a date and hesitates. Of course, the turn arrives, and all we can do is tip our collective cap.