Mike the Man
Firstly, who would name their dog Mike? That’s a human name, which is just wrong. That just seems like cruel and unusual punishment. Secondly, all canine encounters are worth it. All of them. Canine encounters are the best kind of encounters, so we can’t say we’re surprised by this one.
We’re so glad that this person’s father has cultivated a personable and friendly relationship with the apartment complex’s resident fur baby. But Mike? Why not Sparky or Bubbles? Why bestow a curse upon this poor, unsuspecting pup? Now, everyone will think this person is referring to a person, not a dog.