Never Judge a Burglar by Their Acts
Here’s a tale of one burglar and a dog. Said burglar breaks into a house, only to encounter the resident canine. Naturally, lots of barking ensues. However, the burglar merely leans down to pet the pup in an attempt to pacify him. “My dog: ‘I have misjudged this very nice man.’” Dogs are naturally easy to please. This joke is proof of that.
All it takes is a simple scratch behind the ears to appease any dog, no matter how angry. Now, you’re best friends for life. This dog is automatically indebted to you forever. Which means it’s really quite easy to get past the family dog when in the middle of burglarizing. Unless you’ve trained your pup to bite.