The Rind
The world is divided into two groups of people: those who like the crust, and those who don’t. Of course, we’re talking about bread crust or pizza crust, while this woman is talking about something else entirely. Here’s another prime example of a punchline that presents itself on the final word of the joke. Watermelons have rinds, not crust, you silly geese!
Could you imagine if watermelons had crust? Yummy, yummy, in our tummies. We’re talking, like, pizza crust paired with watermelon. Surely someone who’s into genetically modified or technologically altered food would make this a reality. Maybe someday. We’ll abstain from trying it, though. We’ll keep our watermelon rinds for the time being.