“Would I trust a dinosaur to watch my young child while I went in to buy some cigarettes? No, because any dinosaur that lets me smoke near my son has poor judgment.” Nope, this person’s not even worried about said dinosaur eating their kid. They’re more worried about the dino’s moral compass.
This is a solid joke though. We don’t know enough about whether or not dinosaurs possessed a solid moral compass or sound judgment. Unfortunately, that’s not something that archeologists study when unearthing new remains from the Jurassic era. But we agree – any and all dinosaurs should exercise good judgment when watching children.