Now, kid stories tend to be real and are seldom fabricated. Why? Because children are brutally honest. They’ll blatantly, and nonchalantly, tell it like it is. Take this person’s 4-year-old child. This kid disclosed that they love brushing their teeth … because it makes them sharper. Naturally, the parent wasn’t sure how to react to this disclosure.
We don’t blame them. this is a weird sentiment. Perhaps they’re gearing up to bite them with several finely honed and sharpened chompers? Maybe this kid is a vampire with plans to “turn” their parent into a creature of the night. Or perhaps this child merely wants to chew through literally anything and everything.