This Land Is Your Land
Here’s another ingenious bit that takes an unexpected left turn. If you want to get technical, and allow us to be the wet blanket here, this land really belongs to the Indigenous community. Natives laid claim to this land prior to the colonizers snatching it from them. Okay, wet blanket moment over.
Some people would do anything to get out of paying a ticket. Some try to sell the cops sob stories, and others, well, try other, less conventional approaches. We highly doubt this police officer bought this explanation. If anything, it probably made them even angrier and more impatient.