Who Said That?
“My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said, ‘Bless you.’ Now, she’s just staring at the bushes, confused and wondering, ‘Who said that?’” This is a textbook case of Stalker Syndrome. This person clearly isn’t taking too kindly to the breakup. At least they’re polite and courteous enough to tell their ex-girlfriend “Bless you” after she sneezes.
Just let it go, dude. Let her slip away, bro. Learn from your past mistakes and move on. Regardless, it’s a humorous joke that’s probably not far-fetched from the things that actual people pull nowadays. Stalkers still exist. Just look at Netflix’s You! This is something that Creepy Joe would 100 percent do. Well, minus the manners.