This joke took a turn for the deadly, that’s for certain. Sometimes you end up as roadkill after an unexpected moment of contention with your spouse. Or perhaps it was only a matter of time before your wife decided you belonged on the road. Either way, we desperately hope this tweet isn’t based on real events.
Maybe it was inevitable, yet the wool was pulled so tightly over your eyes that you were unable to see it. Eh, who are we to dissect a funny Twitter joke? That being said, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention that countless wives probably want to do this to their husbands (and vice versa).