Did you know that you can return a newborn if you’re not a fan of them? The hospital guarantees you at least 30 days to return said newborn free of charge. Try before you buy, per se. Just ask this jokester here. “Wife: [handing me crying baby]: Will you please change him? Me: OK. [drives to hospital] Me: Hi, yes, my baby is crying. Can I get a new one please?”
Can we switch out this baby who’s relentless in their incessant sobbing? We’d like a quieter, more somber one, please and thank you. Could you imagine if this was a real thing? So many folks would be barging into their local hospital days after giving birth to an infant and demanding to trade them in for a “better” one. Thankfully, this is nothing but a bad joke.