Here’s a tweet all about Amazon – the river and the massive company. As this person is paddling through the magnificent Amazon rainforest in peaceful silence, their wife notes that it’s “beautiful.” “Can you believe they named this after a website?” this person replies. Jeff Bezos really does harbor an immense amount of power and influence!
Of course, we all know that the river came first, and Bezos merely utilized the name for his company. Not to explain the joke, even though we just explained the joke, thereby lessening its impact. Sorry to be those people. Maybe you’ll send some cheddar our way, Bezos? Anyway, this is a top-tier joke.