Bee on Me?
Here’s another fun Twitter joke. This person opens the tale by stating they catch a bee on his wife’s arm, a heroic deed indeed. “Uh-oh.” Then, he rolls up a newspaper. “Babe, stay still.” Just when you think they’re about to swipe the bee away in a swift motion, he utilizes the newspaper as a megaphone to announce there’s a bee resting on his wife’s arm.
He had us in the first half … again. We never learn. However, if we were in this woman’s position, we’d be irritated that this person did nothing to get rid of the bee. That being said, it’s a cleverly subtle and creative joke. So, we’re on the fence here. We bet his wife didn’t find the joke to be funny, though.