#87: I Watched You when You Were Sleeping
Making your own Christmas card for the first time is more complicated than it seems. This is what happened when this guy tried to make his very first Christmas card, and it ain’t pretty. We’re not sure whether he tried to make it this creepy as a joke, or whether the creepy effect was unintended, but either way, receiving this kind of Christmas card would give us nightmares.

Would you be able to sleep in peace after receiving this card in the mail? We didn’t even realize that Santa knows when we’re sleeping, and now we have this guy to worry about. And the photo of him lurking behind the Christmas tree with that mustache is the cherry on top of an already-disturbing Christmas card.