#3: Congratulations, It’s a Pizza
From our family to yours, signed, Sarah and Pizza. Talking about untraditional Christmas cards! We’ve all had the idea of marrying a pizza when we were kids, right? This woman just took her love for pizza to the next level. That’s the great thing about being single – you’re not committed to anyone, and you can just be yourself.
When your family is expecting a Christmas card, and you don’t want to make one on your own, you can count on a pizza to be there for you. We know some people who’ve had some dreams about marrying a pizza, and we’ve heard that in some countries, it’s even allowed. The only problem is, that relationship wouldn’t last too long.