#6: I Scream, You Scream
I’m sorry, but calling out in a public place “anyone who wants an ice cream come over here” is bound to cause some misunderstandings. You are in a public park, after all. People might get confused and think this is a kind stranger offering ice cream to people on a hot day. Stranger things have happened. We do have to wonder how old Andy was at the time.
Once again, this person can find comfort in the fact that he’d never have to see this lady again. After all, she was just a complete stranger in the park. However, 30 years have gone by, and according to him, he’s still haunted by this interaction. Well, not haunted by it, but he still cringes every time he thinks about it.