#12: Absolutely Nuts
This story is not just embarrassing- it’s super gross too. Honestly, beware of reading this story because it might make you want to gag. This Twitter user was meeting someone for a business lunch at a bar one time and decided to partake in a few bites from the infamous nut bowl that’s often provided at bar tables. He popped a few nuts into their mouth and immediately noticed something was wrong.
Our storyteller realized he had just popped the hardest nuts ever into their mouth. Why? Because they weren’t nuts at all. They were leftover olive pits from a previous customer(!!!). No one had cleared away the previous customer’s bowl, and this person didn’t look before they grabbed what they thought were fresh snacks. Imagine gagging on a stranger’s old, slobbery olive pits in front of a business associate. We don’t think we’d ever recover.