#50: Impulse Control
Kids do the weirdest things that even they can’t explain. This Twitter user vividly remembers a time they couldn’t control an impulse of theirs, and they paid for it by being completely humiliated in a McDonald’s. One day they were at McDonald’s with their dad, and as they were staring at the Happy Meal toy display, they got the uncontrollable urge to smack their dad in the butt.
Yeah, we don’t get it either. Nonetheless, they turned around, walked up to their dad, and smacked his booty as hard as they could. Although that’s already a pretty weird situation, it got even weirder and more cringe. The guy they had smacked for no reason wasn’t even their dad. It was a complete stranger! That was probably the last time they did something like that, so maybe this embarrassing moment was for the best.