#37: I’m Like a Bird
This is one of the most classically funny embarrassing moments we found on this Twitter thread. This art lover was visiting the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, and she couldn’t wait to see everything. In her excitement to check out an outdoor patio, she sped up and made her way to what she thought was a glass door.
How very, very wrong she was. She ended up ramming full-speed into a floor-to-ceiling glass window, and everyone noticed. She said she felt like a dumb bird flying full force into a window and she couldn’t believe she didn’t notice that she was going to walk straight into an immovable window. She was so mortified by the number of people who witnessed her blunder that she spent the next few days stalking social media to make sure no one posted a video of her humiliation. Thankfully, it doesn’t sound like anyone caught it on video. It’s all about the small blessings.