Random Shower Thoughts That Are Oddly Relatable

See? We told you that people come up with the most brilliant ideas in the shower! How is priority deboarding not a thing? We would definitely pay extra to deboard the place before everyone else! Personally, we don’t see why people pay extra to board the place first – we’d rather board last and spend as little time as we can on the plane before take-off.

On the other hand, Priority deboarding allows you to get off the plane first and skip all the lines at the airport, get your luggage first, and get your vacation mode on! We’re all in a hurry to deboard the plane, because, after a long flight, all you want is to get off the plane and get some fresh air. Seriously, how is that not a thing?