Dining on Bird Poop
If you ask James to remove anything, he’ll either reposition it to a more obvious place or convert it into something else. Many people learned about this the hilarious way, like the woman in this photograph. She felt that the poop-filled “thing” in front of her had ruined her picture and kindly asked James to get rid of it.
And get rid of it, he did. Instead of having bird poo splatters, he turned the “thing” into a cutting board with an appetizer. He even gave her a glass of champagne to go with her meal.