#41: Hey, It Was Me
Courtrooms and court cases are pretty particular. There are many rules, and there has to be zero doubt about guilt before charges are cemented and you get your sentence. If this guy had just kept his hand in his lap. I mean, it’s not like she couldn’t see the table he was at!
She honestly didn’t recognize him. It makes me wonder if he was even the guy who did it. Maybe he was trying to be super helpful and keep the girl on the stand from looking foolish. Eh, probably not. I wish we knew what he was being charged with, as that could make this exponentially funnier.