52 Hilariously Unfortunate Times the Job Was Done in a Haphazard Manner

Full disclosure: I’ve never sewn a soccer ball; I’m honestly not even sure how to start. Is there some kind of air bladder inside? Do I need a regular needle? What I do know is that if I were to sew together a soccer ball, the first item on my agenda would be to make sure the pattern on the outside of the soccer ball lines up.

It’s not even a tricky pattern! It’s just a stripe! I worry for the person who can’t look at a single stripe and make an educated guess about what it looks like, where it came from, and where it’s going.