#14: Hafte the Monitor Lizard
If you’re thinking of getting a pet lizard, get ready for a life of luxury with a cold-blooded companion who’s always ready to lounge in the sun and stare at you with its beady little eyes. Say goodbye to the warm fuzzies of cuddly pets, because with a lizard, you’re basically keeping a pet rock that moves. But hey, at least your lizard won’t judge you for binge-watching Netflix in your pajamas all day.
To be fair, I guess no animal will judge you for that. Still, they seem like pretty chill pets. Just ask this person who keeps a monitor lizard as a pet! If you’re ready to bring a little cold-blooded love into your life, go ahead and adopt a lizard. Just be prepared for a pet that’s more interested in sunbathing than snuggling.