#4: Ganondorf the Bearded Dragon
If you’re looking for a pet that’s like a dragon but without the whole “burning down your house” thing, look no further than the bearded dragon! These scaly critters are like mini dinosaurs, complete with spiky tails and fierce beards. Plus, they’re relatively easy to take care of – just make sure they have plenty of crickets to munch on and a warm spot to bask in.

Of course, there are some downsides to keeping a bearded dragon as a pet. They might not be the cuddliest of creatures, and their tendency to shed might mean you’ll be vacuuming up scales for days, which is pretty gross. But if you feel like embracing your inner Khaleesi, go ahead and get yourself a bearded dragon – just make sure you have plenty of insect repellent on hand.