I’m Right There with You
I swear the only reason it’s called almond milk is to make it more palatable. It’s nut juice. Any other liquid from a fruit, vegetable, or other such item is called a juice. We don’t call it Apple milk. Don’t worry, my friend, not everyone is against the milk you gave us! Though, I have to admit I’m only down for cow milk. The other seven, not so much.
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There’s an interesting conundrum happening in the almond milk community, though. Supposedly, it takes 1.1 gallons of water to make a single almond, and it takes anywhere from 35-200 almonds to make a gallon of almond milk. Something isn’t quite adding up here, know what I mean? You might as well just drink water and eat a few almonds on the side.