Insert Excuse Here
Ah, the generic excuse. Right up there with “the dog ate my homework” and “I have to wash my hair.” I try to make mine a little better, though. You know, things along the lines of “I have to get my oil changed” or “I have seven deadlines to meet, I’m so sorry!” I’m sure all they hear is “generic excuse,” but it can’t be helped!

If you find yourself in the same bind as the man above, having a hard time coming up with a decent excuse, several websites will help you. Just pretend you have to check your calendar and pull up GetOdd.com. They have an excuse generator for every situation. Good luck getting out of your next social obligation!
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