#29: The Best Month of the Year
What’s your favorite season of the year? If you love more than one season, you may occasionally wish that certain months could be paired together to make a whole new time of year. The person who made this warranty label was dreaming big. They invented a whole new month called “Febtember.”
While “Febtember” sounds like a lovely new month to add to the calendar, it’s not very helpful from a practical perspective. Since “Febtember” doesn’t exist, there’s no way to know when this product was truly manufactured. It exists in a strange in-between time period. Next thing we know, people will start inventing months like “Janugust” and “Maypril.”