Jean-Claude Van Raccoon
Jean-Claude Van Damme is a Belgian actor known for his martial arts skills and action films. This raccoon doesn’t need to take any lessons to learn the secrets to martial arts, since it’s in his nature. And he’s in nature.
We don’t know a lot about raccoons, but they seem sneaky and flexible, as if they would make great martial arts fighters or private investigators. If they ever needed a raccoon in Hollywood, we’ve found the right one for them.