#15: Four Cheeses
Celeste took themselves a little too literally when they labeled this pizza as a “four cheese.” There are literally four slivers of cheese on this thing. We get that Celeste is a cost-effective frozen pizza brand, but this lack of quality is out of control! This poor guy came home after a long day at work and wanted to relax with an easy, delicious dinner.
Instead, he got this complete rip-off. Obviously, it looks nothing like the photo on the box. That fake picture is oozing with cheese and deliciousness. This sad excuse for a pizza is covered in frozen marinara sauce and the stringiest cheese we’ve ever seen. That’s it. Celeste is canceled. How dare they cheat a loyal customer like this!