#33: Seriously?
This toilet paper is so high-end that it’s too dignified to be looped on the handlebar like lower-quality toilet paper. To fully appreciate its thick superiority, one must hold it in one’s hand, twirl it around to unspool the papers, and then carefully (so as not to drop it) place it back on the corpse of the empty roll.
Actually, this is not a matter of appreciation for the toilet paper’s quality. It’s a matter of unappreciation—for the next person who will inevitably feel obliged to place the TP properly on the handle. Or, if you like mild rebellion, you won’t feel obliged, and you’ll set the toilet paper back on top of the old roll to spite the person who began this annoying pattern.