#20: Make Up Your Mind
Hot dog place manager: “Employees, the mayo is going to expire, and we need to use it. Does anyone have an idea of how to boost usage?” An employee smugly slips their hand into the air, and the manager calls on them, “Yes, what is your idea?”
The employee looks around and says, “Ok, here’s what we do. It’s evil, but this will work—we switch the caps on top. The customers won’t notice the red cap isn’t ketchup until it’s too late.” The manager considers this momentarily, battling an inner conflict of morality, then reluctantly shakes their head and mutters, “Do it quietly.”
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