Do Not Have an Emergency
This ominous sign reads “emergency phone not installed. Please do not have an emergency at this location.” Sure thing, sign. We’ll make sure not to have an emergency anywhere near you. As if that’s up to us. Why not just put an emergency phone where there’s supposed to be one?
Who thought it would be a good idea to put up this sign, rather than just install an emergency phone? This sign is in no way reassuring. In fact, seeing a sign like this one would make me pretty uncomfortable. Just stall the emergency phone will you? It can’t possibly be that hard.
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