No Emojis Please
“Captain Holt has left the chat.” Has he? You can see the photo of a bone emoji below. Our favorite captain of the Nine-Nine isn’t an avid lover of emojis. He’s a firm believer in typing out his texts like 19th-century letters. Akin to a wife penning ardent love letters to her husband during the Civil War. Holt is nothing if not proper.
Throw in some 21st-century emojis as the perfect Holt repellent and bam! Watch him leave the chat. Emojis are the lowest common denominator when it comes to texting etiquette. Not according to Gina, of course, but that’s for another article. If Holt can’t write out a full letter complete with a beginning, middle, and end, is he even really texting?