It Never Stood a Chance
“Intro: starts. Rosa’s monitor: My time has come.” We’ve all seen the Brooklyn Nine-Nine credits countless times (we just never feel like skipping it). Every time we see Stephanie Beatriz’s name scroll across the screen, we know that Rosa’s computer monitor is in trouble. It’s an image from the pilot episode, wherein Terry is introducing Holt to his team.
In that scene, Rosa utterly decimates her monitor in a moment of pure, unadulterated anger. It’s enough to scare off even the toughest of criminals. At least that monitor doesn’t actually get smashed for every single Brooklyn Nine-Nine intro. Just one and done! Regardless, we feel sorry for this inanimate object.