Not a Christmas Movie
Can you believe this? According to Mental Floss, 62 percent of the general populace claims that Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. Someone shared this on Twitter and said, “This is a direct attack on Detective Jake Peralta, NYPD and I won’t stand for it.” Neither will we. Try telling Jake that Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie during Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Season 3 holiday episode when he was held hostage.
Try telling that to Boyle, who heroically saved Jake, Gina, and the rest of the Christmas store staff while yelling “Yippie Kayak, Other Buckets!” for all to hear. We won’t tolerate this kind of cinema slander. An attack against Jake Peralta, inadvertent or otherwise, is an attack against us all.