AAAHHH!
Jake’s guitar gag was always one of our favorites from the show. His supposed tried and true trick to coercing vital information out of perps is just banging on an acoustic guitar and screaming. In the top image, we see Jake banging on the guitar. “School: Lava is called magma when underground.” Then, we see the felon watching, utterly nonchalant and unimpressed by the display before him.
“Me wanting to know how to pay taxes,” is the text that accompanies the serious face of the perp. It should be said that most of the things we learned in school weren’t beneficial to our adulthood in the slightest. We just want to learn how to pay our taxes and live as adults, not about algebra or calculus! How will that help us if we’re not going to become mathematicians?