#4: Committed to the Statistics
Clearly, someone was influenced by the subject of the previous example and wanted to continue the trend of cards that cruelly attempt to educate those who receive them. This time, there wasn’t even a sad, lonely one-dollar bill for the consolation prize—just a card containing nothing at all.
The one thing I will say to their credit is that the minute the person the card was intended for saw the front of it, they must have known immediately that they were going to bear the brunt of whatever practical joke was entailed. I wouldn’t read that title and expect a big wad of cash.