38 Unhinged Greeting Cards With Unexpected Messages Inside

It’s amazing the lengths people will go to to legitimize the fact that they aren’t including money in their birthday cards. Someone really needs to tell them that it’s fine not to give the birthday celebrant any money, acknowledging that there is some expectation that you will only make it worse.

I wasn’t even aware of this secret societal expectation that everyone give everyone money all the time. I thought money was only given to children, grandchildren, or charities. I didn’t realize that if I didn’t show up to a birthday party with a wad of cash, I had to find some illustrated excuse.