#26: “There, I Fixed Crime”
This seaside town has discovered how to eliminate all crime and illegal activity on its streets. Who knew that all you had to do was put up a sign that bans all crime between the hours of 8 in the morning and 6 in the evening? It’s that easy! Everyone knows that potential criminals are always deterred by threatening signs. Anyone who sees this sign will definitely walk the other way and take their illegal activity elsewhere.
It’s a whole different story after working hours. Thankfully, crime-lovers can come back to the beach after 6:00 pm to do their illegal activities in undisturbed peace. If the cops come, they can simply point at this handy sign to get out of any sort of legal trouble. After all, whatever is printed on the sign is totally official and legally binding.