#59: You’re Not a Train
Many things that seem like they should be common sense now have to be completely spelled out for the public, just in case someone who’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer decides to do something silly. But come on, doesn’t everyone know that tracks are only for trains? It’s pretty sad that this sign is even necessary, don’t you think?
We’re still laughing at the sentence, “If you can read this, you’re not a train.” It does beg the question, however, of whether or not trains can read in a way, considering the technological advances we’ve experienced in the past few decades. If there are smartphones, are there smart trains as well?
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