40+ Absurd, Awkward, and Cringy First Date Stories Shared by Jimmy Fallon’s Audience

I can only assume this woman and her date met through a dating app and met in person for the first time that night. When she introduced herself, her date very rudely commented on her weight, saying “I thought you’d be thinner.” How do you even respond to something like that? Some people would probably freeze, others might start crying, and some people might slap him – all understandable reactions.

This woman did the best thing imaginable, and I wish I could react the way she did. She poured his drink in his lap and said, “I thought you’d be smarter,” then turned around and left. Talk about a power move! Besides, if your night ends with you eating pizza, that’s a win as far as I’m concerned.