“What’s The Difference Between” Jokes That Made Us Laugh a Little Too Hard

Most of these jokes so far have been of the silly, insubstantial sort, the kind of joke that you would tell to make your young niece smile or to cheer up a friend who had a bad day and needs to hear something goofy. But here is a joke that would actually be a great comeback in a lot of situations.

You have opinions on how long I should wear my hair or how much makeup I should use? Let me tell you a joke. You want to give me a mind-numbingly long diatribe about your political opinions? Let me tell you a joke. You want to subject me to a litany of everything you think is wrong with the world today? You guessed it: I have a joke for you.