#46: Respect the Accordion
I have to object to this next joke. I absolutely would cry if someone chopped up an accordion. They get such a bad rap, but they are actually really cool instruments. They can play a whole bunch of notes at the same time as a piano can, but they’re way more portable than a piano—you can wear one around your neck.
And they add such an interesting sound to so many different kinds of music. They are crazy versatile. Don’t believe me? Look up a Weird Al Yankovic and just try to tell me that you’re not amazed at how much an accordion can do. As long as we set that record straight, we can appreciate the joke.